Occasionally I receive some very cool, and creative, emails from my readers from around the world. Recently I received a survey from a few of my (self-described) weirdest, nerdiest, and most number one fans: Jessica, Matthew, and Jared Ashcraft. I thought it would be fun to share it with all of you. I have italicized my answers for your convenience.

You are a…

• Fish
• Stick
• Potted Plant
• Fish Stick on top of a potted plant
• Other:

Would you rather…

• Become an evil High Epic and destroy everything and everyone in your city?
• Watch all your friends and family be eaten slowly by wild chalklings?

Who would win in a fight between Vin and Kaladin and why?

• Vin. Kaladin isn’t good at hurting people who aren’t hurting people he cares about.

Are you more like…

• Wax?
• Wayne?

Which of your characters is your favorite?

• None. They’re all like my children.

Which of the following has a larger obsession over guns?

• Waxillium
• David

Who would it make you more sad to turn evil?

• Wayne
• Kaladin

Which would you choose?

• Twinborn
• Mistborn
• Full Feruchemist
• Elantrian (not the undead kind)
• Epic (nice)
• Rithmatist
• Knight Radiant
• Awakener
• Smedry Talent
• Other :

Explain previous answer including form of power if necessary

• Lots of metal in my current life. Not much Stormlight. So Mistborn wins.

If you didn’t choose Twinborn previously but you were Twinborn anyway, which two metals would you choose?

• Same as Wax.

If all your books were burning in a fire, and you could only save one, which book would you save?

• Way of Kings.

Is Zahel really Vasher?

• Yes
• No

Is there significance in the fact that the world of Silence Montane uses silver for protection? (Even though there is no known allomantic use for silver)

• Yes.

Are you fluent in High Imperial? If so, do you teach lessons?

• No and no.

Have you really had your library card revoked 17 times?

• Alcatraz made that up. He does things like that.

Why are you doing this survey instead of writing Stormlight 3?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

• Because the writers of this survey are so awesome