I resisted posting this Amphigory for a long time, since I wanted to find a way that DIDN’T imply I wanted to cause violence or harm to anyone. In the end, I couldn’t resist. Remember, it’s just a pun, folks! Nothing more than that.
And, I’m off to go camping again. How is it that people convince me to do this so often? Ah, well. Maybe they’ll have wifi, as Penny tells me happens once in a while. Oh, and if you need a hint for the Amphigory, here you go: We’ve been searching for these for a long time now…. (And please, nobody blow up any churches.)